that’s how I wanna goThat’s how I wanna take someone out
"pots were also smashed during altercation"
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
When in doubt, pinky out!
I always wanted to be a mutant like the X-men but the closest I could get was being gay.
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
Girlfriend and I just adopted our first cat yesterday! I’d like you all to meet Tuna!
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
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This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
The liquor one killed me
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